Saturday, May 19, 2012

"You're going to put WHAT WHERE?!?" and other things my patients would say

Working with animals would sometimes be a lot easier if they could actually tell you what is wrong with them. Other times you are seriously happy that they cannot talk. Sometimes it is really funny to think about the things the animals wish they could say. Here is a list of of things I think my patients think about me.

  • (The look every animal gives its mom) Mom, why is this crazy lady talking to me?
  • (The doctor brings a dog over to see a cat in a cage) Seriously Doc? Why do I want to look at a cat that I can't chase?
  • (Watching two techs spray each other with a spray bottle) UhOh! What did you guys do to get in so much trouble?
  • Please don't poke me, please don't poke me, please don't poke me!!!
  • OUCH! Why did you have to poke me so many time?
  • *snorting and snuffle-ing* I can't believe you shot that up my nose!
  • Just because I am cute and little doesn't mean I won't try to rip out your throat.
  • You're going to put WHAT WHERE?!?
  • I could have told you that I wasn't really THAT sick if you would listen to me for once.
  • I miss my tooth!!!
  • Hmmm.... I feel lighter. I wonder what happened while I was asleep?

These are just some of the things that I am sure were thought just over the past 3 days while I was at work. There are just too many funny things to pick from when you see so many patients a day.

Anybody else have any funny things their pets would say?

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Busy is an understatement...

Hey everyone, I know that it has been over a year since I posted. I have been really busy, but I know that is no excuse to not keep blogging. So much has happened since I last wrote that I do not even know where to start....

Well, I did graduate college and I took and passed State and National Boards. Which made me a Licensed Veterinary Technician.

Nothing panned out with the guy I was hinting about (thank goodness for that. He was kinda a loser in the long run. We are still friends, sorta...) but I did find love. 

I found the most wonderful, amazing, supportive man in the world! I love him so very much! We have been together for 10 months now. He literally makes me the happiest girl in the world :-)
Here is a picture of us... aren't we cute together?


I also finally got a job! I had been actively looking for a job since September 2011 when I recieved my license and I just got hired April 26th, 2012. Even though it is only part time for now it does have the potential to become full time in the near furture. I love my new job so much. I still can't belive that I am getting paid to do something that I love.

Now that I am out of school I will try to keep my blog up to date. I will also probably write about more than just my vet tech things. I have realized that even thought my career is my life, my life cannot be my career. Life consists of all the things that make you who you are, not just a career or a job or even a passsion. You cannot describe yourself by one single thing.

Now, I actually have to go because I am heading to work in a few....

Peace & Love.... Remember, don't get bit!